OK, so where the hell is my Mum supposed to get her outfit for the wedding from? All we can find is weird satin numbers with garish prints and strange matching boleros:
The one on the left isn't too bad - a dress and a jacket is a lovely combo (not that dress though) but the one on the right - Really? What is with that?
Why would my Mum ever wear this sort of outfit when she'd never, ever usually wear something so odd? I don't understand?? There's chic and then there's just plain shit.
And what is with these boleros? It's like the unwritten rule that all mothers of the bride must wear them. Have you ever seen any Mum just casually wearing a bolero? No! So why all of a sudden does a wedding mean its time to get the one out? What is their purpose? Hmm actually, maybe their purpose is to hide bingo wings? Luckily my Mum doesn't have those.
Look at these little numbers:
WHYYYYY?
I mean, seriously? BRIGHT blue with 2 kinds of pink? And what the actual feck is the other outfit? Minnie Mouse gone wrong? What is happening here? WHO is responsible for this? I must find them and get answers.
I think finding the Mother's outfit is going to be harder than finding mine! Ah well, we have a year so its OK but Jaysus I didn't know the above are the only kind of outfits you can find. My poor Mum.
If any of you reading this can advise me on somewhere decent to shop then please do leave me a comment and let me know. And if any of you know whom is responsible for the garish dress/bolero combo please let me know, I'd like to have a word.
The one on the left isn't too bad - a dress and a jacket is a lovely combo (not that dress though) but the one on the right - Really? What is with that?
Why would my Mum ever wear this sort of outfit when she'd never, ever usually wear something so odd? I don't understand?? There's chic and then there's just plain shit.
And what is with these boleros? It's like the unwritten rule that all mothers of the bride must wear them. Have you ever seen any Mum just casually wearing a bolero? No! So why all of a sudden does a wedding mean its time to get the one out? What is their purpose? Hmm actually, maybe their purpose is to hide bingo wings? Luckily my Mum doesn't have those.
Look at these little numbers:
WHYYYYY?
I mean, seriously? BRIGHT blue with 2 kinds of pink? And what the actual feck is the other outfit? Minnie Mouse gone wrong? What is happening here? WHO is responsible for this? I must find them and get answers.
I think finding the Mother's outfit is going to be harder than finding mine! Ah well, we have a year so its OK but Jaysus I didn't know the above are the only kind of outfits you can find. My poor Mum.
If any of you reading this can advise me on somewhere decent to shop then please do leave me a comment and let me know. And if any of you know whom is responsible for the garish dress/bolero combo please let me know, I'd like to have a word.
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